Get Off Your Ass! C 1999 GARY GALIMIDI So Tired So Cold Can't seem to find the beat Can't seem to get a hold Need to get ready Come up with a plan Got to get a facial Got to get a tan Sign up at the health club Got to lose a few pounds First I need those new Reeboks The ones that don't touch the ground Got to find a new stylist Got to get a new ride Hear the dead man yelling, I can still hear him yellin' Get off your ass Get off your ass Another dose of Starbucks For my migraining head Down to needless Markup For some drop dead threads Ini meeni miini mo, can you catch the tiger by the toe, if he hollers would you let him go, screemin' Ini meeni miini mo Can't seem to study Hangin' out by the pool Get a job as a critic crack a safe for a jewel Wonder what'll happen When the bread's all gone Hear the dead man yelling I can still hear him yelling Get off your ass Black sheep have you any wool? Why Yes sir I have three bags full I have one for Master one for son That little lazy Bastard rotting in the sun Cock crows twice it's time to rise He who lies in wait is never wise For an early bed and early rise Makes for Healthy wealthy strong and wise Alarm clock is blasting holes in my head Gotta call my daddy Ask him for some more bread You know I'm gona get it all anyway As soon as he is dead Hear the dead man yelling I can hear him yellin Get off your ass Get off your ass Jack be nimble jack be quick Humpty Dumpty sat too long Now I lay me down to sleep, And I pray the Lord my soul to keep...